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DIET/HEALTH PROBLEMS?
Question:
ALLERGIES?
No! Well, unwanted spam postings to tend to get me going. ARTHRITIS?
That has been rumored to be true ASTHMA?
No, I really am hissing at you! CANDIDA?
Nice tune but I wouldn’t want it all the time. CANCER?
Not so diagnosed as yet. COLITIS?
Nope. CROHNS?
No, I’ve a few Krona left from my visit to Denmark, though. Does that count for anything? DEPRESSION?
Yeah, all the spammers that come in here do that to me. Makes me want to get my Walther PPKS and go looking for them. Especially now that I’ve learned how to go beyond "WHOIS" and "PING." DIABETES?
You’re too late. I’ve already given away all my chocolate. DIGESTIVE PROBLEMS?
Yes. Caused by spammers in this conference. They can be worse than hemorrhoids. PMS?
Now Permanently Mutilate Spammers sounds like a great idea. SURGERY RECOVERY?
When we go to the doctors office to get my foot out of your rectum you will find you are the one with the surgery recovery problem. STRESS?
THAT??????? YEAST INFECTIONS?
Never. I use only Red Star or Fleischman’s and don’t let it get too old.
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